Thursday 9 May 2013

20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing






1. "You don't look gay"

Were you expecting something like this?

2. “Wanna have a threesome?”

20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing

3. “So which one of you is the guy?"

“So which one of you is the guy?"

4. "You probably just couldn't find a man."

"You probably just couldn't find a man."

5. “Are you going to hit on me?” (from other girls)

20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing

6. "I'm just worried that if I'm friends with you, people will think I'm gay too..."

"I'm just worried that if I'm friends with you, people will think I'm gay too..."

7. "I'll pray for you."

20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing

8. "Why do you hate guys?"

"Why do you hate guys?"
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9. "Lesbians all dress alike."

False.
"Lesbians all dress alike."

10. "Maybe you just haven't fucked the right guy yet?"

20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing

11. "Oh...can I watch?"

"Oh...can I watch?"
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12. "How will you raise a family?"

"How will you raise a family?"

13. "You're probably just doing it to get attention from men."

Nope, that was Katy Perry.
"You're probably just doing it to get attention from men."

14. "How do lesbians have sex?"

"How do lesbians have sex?"

15. "You're not a real lesbian if you don't do XYZ."

Thanks for your expert opinion, though!
"You're not a real lesbian if you don't do XYZ."
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16. "I'm into women. I guess that makes me a lesbian too heh heh." —some dude

"I'm into women. I guess that makes me a lesbian too heh heh." —some dude

17. "Wait...so how does scissoring work?"

"Wait...so how does scissoring work?"

18. "You're gay?! But you're so pretty!"

"You're gay?! But you're so pretty!"
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19. "Does it even count as real sex?"

"Does it even count as real sex?"

20. "[Insert anything here, really. People just feel compelled to say anything to you.]"

"[Insert anything here, really. People just feel compelled to say anything to you.]"
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