Well Done (8th May Dismay)

Well done to everyone who voted Conservative. I hope none of you want to go to university, are all in 100% good health and won't need the NHS which will soon die an ugly death, are not mentally ill, disabled, poor or young. Now the privileged upper class loaded bastards can all enjoy their comfy lives whilst the working class people suffer, young people's futures are doomed and anyone who isn't lucky enough to have a rich mummy and daddy or overflowing bank account to bail them out watches their life crumble into pieces. Well done Britain, so fucking proud!