Things Never To Say To Lesbians

• Who's the man and who's the woman?
• Why don't you like penises?
• Why aren't you butch?
• Why do you have long hair?
• Who's the 'man' in bed?
• How do you have sex?
• I can change you
• Maybe you haven't met the right man yet
• How do you know unless you try?
• Do you have a dildo?
• Why have a dildo when you can have the real thing?
• That's why you have short nails...
• Were you a tomboy?
• You'll grow out of it