Things Never To Say To Lesbians

• Who's the man and who's the woman?
• Why don't you like penises?
• Why aren't you butch?
• Why do you have long hair?
• Who's the 'man' in bed?
• How do you have sex?
• I can change you
• Maybe you haven't met the right man yet
• How do you know unless you try?
• Do you have a dildo?
• Why have a dildo when you can have the real thing?
• That's why you have short nails...
• Were you a tomboy?
• You'll grow out of it

Things Never To Say To A Gay Person

• Why is there a gay pride, there's no straight pride?
• When did you decide to be gay?
• Who's the man and who's the woman in the relationship?
• How do you have sex?
• Do you hate men (to lesbians)?
• Do you hate women (to gay men)?
• Were you abused as a child?
• Why can't you just be straight?
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I have a gay friend, so I'm not homophobic
• I don't hate gay people but...
• The bible says it's wrong
• You're going to hell
• Is it a phase?
• It's a phase
• I'll support you with this phase you're going through
• You'll get over it
• Is it contagious?

Lesbian Problems